My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know First Half of 2025 Compilation By Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson:
“A difference of opinion does not an act of war make.” Eddie Vedder
“Hate isn’t great, but you know what? People are going to people. We just have to raise our children the best we can and hope for the best. Teach love. Not hate man. You know?” Eddie Vedder
“The government bureaucracy is so fucked up. It almost feels impossible to fix it, but you have to start somewhere. Might as well start with cutting wasteful spending, fraud, and abuse. My thoughts anyway. Hence DOGE.” Elon Musk
“People spend most of their time making money but spend very little time on keeping their money.” Michael Saylor
“Not everyone has to know everything. Loose lips and all. Know what I mean?” Kristi Jennings aka Kristi Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“I don’t speak Italian. I have no idea what you are saying, but smiles are universal. I do understand you.” Marcus Jennings
“You’ve heard about old folks having sundowning, right? Well, I have sunupping. In other words, I’m not a morning person.” Marcus Jennings
“Wondering is a good thing. Seeking to understand is a good thing. Curiosity is a good thing. Questing is a good thing. Challenging is a good thing. Wanting to know and knowing are good things. Never stop wanting to learn, know and grow your understanding. Knowledge is what? Knowledge is power!” Dr. Deb Frincke
“People want to say what they want to say, and they should be allowed to say it! Nothing less than free fucking speech!” Amy Townsend
“There is beauty in everything you experience. If you don’t think that, remember this; things could always be worse.” Jenna Moyetti
“Oh yeah! Haters are bearing the full brunt of their petty, hate filled, delusional decisions these days, and I’m here for it. Let me tell ya.” Adriana Diaz
“Porn would virtually disappear if wives were their husband’s personal porn star.” Amy Blue
“Friends don’t let friends simp.” Chris Hubbard
“Want to lower your chances of getting sued, add the word allegedly to your vocabulary and use it often.” Brian Heberlig
“Making your husband a sandwich is an act of love, not subservience. Your husband is your other half. So why wouldn’t you want to make him a frickin sandwich?” Candace Owens
“Love and acts of love are this beautiful reciprocal thing that can last a lifetime and bring tons of happiness and fulfillment. As a happily married woman, I highly recommend it!” Candace Owens
“If you have nothing to lose, you have everything to gain.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“You weren’t the only one who has gone through this all these years. I am “MJ The Terrible’s” mom. I recognize a straw man argument when I see one.” Jeanne Johnson
“When you find that person who wants to know you inside and out, and vice versa, everything gets so much better, because you have someone else to do life with.” Malia May Johnson
“You can’t hustle a hustler, and game recognize game.” Kanye West
“Some wounds don’t heal. They just come with lessons.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Take your dreams seriously.” Andrew Demers
“Be strong enough to be gentile.” David Ross
“Be kind for no reason at all.” David Ross
“You can legislate anything you want to, but reality. You know what I’m saying? You understand, right?” Charles Whiteman
“When goods stop going across borders, soldiers start going across borders.” Charles Whiteman
“The goal is to make your bank account look like a phone number.” Nick McLeod
“Legends are made, not born. Legend status is earned through actions, not by birth.” Marcus Luttrell
“Convert your pain into purpose and go get what you want!” Marcus Luttrell
“All truth will be revealed.” Roger Stone
“If you need a best friend, try God. You will never find a better best friend.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“MJ, children are a blessing from God. And your family has been very blessed.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“We chose who we become every day.” Tarica Hubbard
“Those who always play the victim will eventually target you.” Tarica Hubbard
“A thriving marriage is not about the occasional grand gesture. A thriving marriage is about consistently showing up for your other half and your family. Love and duty. Not only one or the other.” Jeanne Johnson
“Women and men are different and that’s okay. Women were not created to do everything men can do. Women were created to do everything men can’t do. Babies and mommaing is my job. Your job is to go out and conquer and come home and love on us.” Malia May Johnson
“How many countries tax their citizens and send money to the United States? It doesn’t happen. So, why should the United States tax its citizens and send money to other countries? We shouldn’t!” Elon Musk
“Don’t take it or take it. Buck up or bend the knee. Those are the choices.” Elon Musk
“Say what you want. I’m going to do.” Elon Musk
“I can tell you when to sell your Bitcoin in a word- Never!” Michael Saylor
“I knew you would get it MJ. Ain’t nobody gonna remember the 2025 Grammy’s, but everybody gonna remember Bianca skin dress.” Kanye West
“The truth is rarely simple and convenient, but few things are as important.” Kanye West
“An Orwellian, jezebelian, fucked up dystopian nightmare is the exact opposite of the American dream I believe in.” Amy Blue
“When evil gets exposed, that’s when them demons come out.” Amy Blue
“Chosen ones don’t fit in because they are not supposed to fit in. You are special. You are rare. You are unique.” Amy Blue
“Bitcoin’s unprecedented bull run has changed my life. I live a life of complete financial freedom. That is why I thought it was Tuesday, when it is actually Thursday.” Steve Stevens
“The western world has changed for the worst in terms of the family unit. We need to correct it, or the western world is done for. Dads used to have 3 to 5 kids. Now kids have 3 to 5 dads.” Marcus Jennings
“What one singular thing pisses off miserable people the most? The truth!” Marcus Jennings
“You can tell the effect of your strategy by the reaction of your opponent.” Former Director of CIA William Burns
“I would think so. The Trump sequel will be better than the original.” President Donald Trump
“You don’t have to make this cheeseburger great again. It’s already pretty great, huh?” President Donald Trump
“You are funny MJ The Terrible. It might be V for Vendetta symbolism. Maybe not, but it could be. Yeah. It could be.” First Lady Melania Trump
“Never show your enemies what you’re thinking with facial expression. Indifference makes a difference.” Gene Rockefeller
“Melania is a tremendous role model for the young women and girls of America to look up to. She is a Proverbs 31 woman. Best of the best qualities. We are lucky to have her as our first lady.” Franklin Graham
“We’re back! We are so back! We are so fucking going to Mars!” Elon Musk
“Go out there and live your life. Have a near best life experience.” Juan Santos
“Narcissists get high on their own arrogance. Avoid them unless you want that chaos in your life.” Adriana Diaz
“When the lies run out, the search for truth begins.” Adriana Diaz
“Social constructs do not adhere to reality. You can experiment with social constructs, but reality will always win out in the end.” Adriana Diaz
“Honorable people who believe in objective fact make up a minority of the population. The majority of the population accept subjective conclusion as objective fact. This is why the world is so f-ed up. Life is crazy unfair roll of the dice. Capisce?” Pier Berlusconi
“Find a guy who works in STEM, because he is probably going to be a good HIM. A good example that shows this…..Every couple in this room!” Saggie Maggie
“Families are the backbone of humanity. Break down families, and humanity becomes degenerate Mad Max film dystopian hell on earth. So, I think family is good.” Saggie Maggie
“You will not know how rich I will be when BTC hits 250k, but there will be signs!” Andrew Demers
“Banks and country currency are the middleman. Bitcoin and crypto are going direct.” Andrew Demers
“Bitcoin investors have to have nerves of steel. The market fluctuations are insane. Bitcoin investors heart rate won’t increase at all on a rollercoaster, because the wild ups and downs of Bitcoin make roller-coaster ups and downs seem teeny tiny.” Andrew Demers
“If Big T announces a Bitcoin strategic reserve, BTC going to a million. And I am buying an island.” Big J. Kosta
“In 8 words President Trump will be creating many 8-figure net worth millionaires. Those 8 words are- “Today I am announcing a strategic Bitcoin reserve.” Big J. Kosta
“Someone who knows their worth never begs for attention.” Tarica Hubbard
“If you need to normalize it, it isn’t normal.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Believe in him. Trust in him. Pray against evil. And we shall overcome.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“The only way you could ever get 9 to 5 out of me, is by paying me top .01% money. Otherwise, I’m gonna keep doing what I do.” Marcus Jennings
“It is one thing to read about history. It is another to experience history.” Marcus Jennings
“Privilege is invisible to the privileged.” Gene Rockefeller
“Before we get off the phone I want to tell you something. You went through hell and survived. You made it through what 99% of people wouldn’t have recovered from. I am proud of you MJ. I am so damn proud of you.” Eric Fanning
“Saying- “Google it” was Biden and before. Saying- “Grok it” is Trump and beyond.” Elon Musk
“Competition breeds excellence.” Elon Musk
“Coal turns to diamonds over time. So, don’t judge yourself too early. You feel me?” Kanye West
“Someday we won’t need you to save the day “MJ The Terrible”, but for the time being, thank you for saving us from the evil cyber doomsday overlords.” Donna Brazil
“To all of you rich tech bros, and titans of finance, stop hating, and start donating.” Andrea Jackson
“Do what needs to be done, not what “feels good in the moment”, and you can’t imagine how much better your life will become.” Mark Warner
“My dream has been achieved. I own a cool ass European sports car where the driver’s side is on the right side. Tarica has arrived bitches!” Tarica Hubbard
“Insane in the membrane. Insane in Ukraine.” Chris Hubbard
“LA is getting worse. The fires are out of control. Firenados are springing up. The only thing worse would be Sharknados, god forbid.” Big J. Kosta
“Why is the answer always, buy more Bitcoin?” Andrew Demers
“I’m in such a good mood. Bitcoin riches got me cloud 9 smiling hardcore.” Andrew Demers
“My house burned down and all I can think about is how I am going to build a bigger sicker house. Thank you Bitcoin.” Andrew Demers
“It costs nothing to respect someone.” David Ross
“What is predictable is preventable.” David Ross
“Yes Mycul (Michael), we are tough on crom and crime in our state. For making fun of my accent, I am commandeering your house for a weekend in January. Bye Mycul.” SHS
“Knowing where to start can save you a lot of time and effort.” Johnny Depp
“Think it. Be it. Do it. Or screw it.” Johnny Depp
“The truth is the truth, even if no one believes it.” Johnny Depp
“What tyrants fear most is freedom of speech.” Johnny Depp
“Any law against justice is not law. Yeah, it isn’t.” Johnny Depp
“Life is risk. You have to get used to it or you’ll be miserable.” Johnny Depp
“Shit happens. Shit sucks But shit can be flushed, you know? So, don’t let shit get you down or worse, keep you down.” Johnny Depp
“Mindset determines more of how your life is going to go probably more than almost any other factor. Good up here makes good out here. Believe my friend.” Johnny Depp
“There is a lot of life happening out there. Make sure you enjoy it when possible.” Johnny Depp
“Don’t dodge it, DOGE it!” Elon Musk
“A little bit of hope can go a long way.” Tarica Hubbard
“Autonomy is better than co-autonomy unless you can find a Tarica or a Malia. If you can’t find an objectively awesome chick, don’t couple up. It can ruin you.” Chris Hubbard
“Believe God’s truth over the devil’s lies. Put on the whole armor of God.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“Saying “the proof is obvious” does not make the proof obvious. Actual proof is required to make something obvious.” Kanye West
“I meme, therefore I am.” Sam Altman
“Memers can move people like most people can’t.” Sam Altman
“If you believe in something enough, it is worth risking everything. The oil industry was built on speculators rolling the dice.” Harold Hamm
“I am not just for Drill Baby Drill. I am for maximum Drill Baby Drill!” Harold Hamm
“President Trump will release America’s pent-up energy potential, get rid of foreign oil, trash punitive regulations, create millions of jobs, and develop our most strategic geopolitical weapon, black gold.” Harold Hamm
“I always wanted to find oil. So that’s what I did. It was always an irresistible calling.” Harold Hamm
“Every time we can’t drill a well in America, terrorism is being funded. Every onerous regulation puts American lives at risk. We have more black gold in our country than any other country. Not drilling and produce our own energy makes no sense in the least.” Harold Hamm
“If President Trump keeps his promise to encourage energy development in America, the wealth boom in America in many parts of the country will boom like never before. oil and gas power the world, and America has a lot of it!” Harold Hamm
“You didn’t work in the oil business. You worked in the promotions business. You promoted oil. It’s different. But since you are an American hero, I’ll agree with you.” Harold Hamm
“Going through a divorce in the family, is the same as going through a death in the family. A lot of crying. A lot of emotions. A lot of arguing. It costs a lot of money. Divorce fucking sucks. You know it. I heard your horror story bud.” Harold Hamm
“The highest risk investment a man can make is a woman, not a well. The right woman makes life worth living. The wrong gal can fuck your life up. You better believe it.” Harold Hamm
“Elon can have the above ground tech titan title, but below ground in the oil patch, I am Tesla and SpaceX.” Harold Hamm
“Yes, it’s my time of the month, but I am so highly skilled you have to put up with me. From women the world over, fuck y’all!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Social media has its benefits. One such benefit is it reveals the crazy in the woke people. If social media didn’t exist, they could deny their delusional behavior. Now they can’t do that.” Chris Hubbard
“If you disagree with me you are either dumb or misinformed, is a bad place to begin a conversation.” John Paul DeJoria
“Disagreement is sometimes referred to as the beginning of wisdom, because disagreement often leads to learning and understanding.” John Paul DeJoria
“Austin is where it’s at. There’s an energy to Austin that is intoxicating. I know you know what I am talking about.” John Paul DeJoria
“McConaughey brings the cool. You have Rogan, Roddick, Rodriguez, Sandra Bullock, Willie Nelson, huh, Elon Musk, me, used to be you. Austin is the coolest city in Texas. Prove me wrong man.” John Paul DeJoria
“Being diagnosed with breast cancer scared me to death. Beating breast cancer gave me new strength.” Jenna Moyetti
“Near death experiences have a way of making you appreciate life in a way you didn’t before. In summary…. Fuck cancer and cheers!” Jenna Moyetti
“I could not have beat cancer alone. My family and you guys, and you guys are my family too, never let me give up and you encouraged and helped me through it. I can’t possibly say thank you enough today, but I can show you how thankful I am by being there for y’all when you need me. I fucking love you guys! Thank you for not giving up on me!” Jenna Moyetti
“Be the best parent you can be. If you don’t raise’em right, they could go wrong. You don’t want that.” Dean Cain
“The real heroes don’t wear capes. They wear badges and patches and put their lives at risk to keep us safe.” Dean Cain
“I loved playing the Superman character, but the all-time great to play the role is the legendary Christopher Reeve.” Dean Cain
“I love America. I chose to see the goodness in her. She has been good to me and my family, and I believe in good to her back. God Bless America!” Dean Cain
“I went to Princeton. I know I have the jock look, but I’m no dummy. Don’t judge a book brother.” Dean Cain
“Inspiration is everywhere around us. We just have to look for it.” Dean Cain
“Coparenting is hard enough when you are not in a custody battle. The family court system is broken. We have to do better for our kids.” Dean Cain
“My politics are in the middle like most Americans. We just want to live in safe neighborhoods, have good schools, feed our families, and live the American dream.” Dean Cain
“What I loved about Lois & Clark was we kept it light. The Superman character has gotten darker, more gritty. I enjoyed our lighthearted version. I was comfortable with that. I don’t know if I would be a good gritty Superman. It worked out. God is good.” Dean Cain
“Maybe I will serve as Secretary of Mind Your Own Business. What do you think of that smart ass?” Former Director of CIA Mike Pompeo
“You get the right people around you, and good things happen.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta
“A country without allies, is a country at greater security risk.” Former Director of CIA Leon Panetta
“When truth becomes a revolution, the world will finally awaken from the madness.” Elon Musk
“Most of your destiny is determined by what you do, not what other people.” Pier Berlusconi
“When bad things happen to bad people, it is a good thing.” Erik Prince
“Destroy your ego before it destroys you.” Lakshmi Devi
“Daddy’s home, and he’s pissed.” Steve Bannon
“To be successful as fuck, you have to be right mindseted as fuck. When the student is ready as fuck, the fucking master will appear and shit. You know….Uhh!” Big J. Kosta
“You can’t threaten someone by taking away something they don’t want in the first place.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“If you are going to dish it out, you better be able to take it. FYI, if you dish it out at me, you are going to be taking it like you can’t even fathom. Just so you know.” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“Time only moves one way. Remember that.” Jensen Huang
“Without truth there is no trust.” Elon Musk
“If you are under attack, you push back. Bowing down isn’t going to get you anywhere.” Mark Zuckerberg
“Extremely brave individuals ca achieve unbelievable outcomes against unsurmountable odds. Creative words for saying anything is possible in this crazy world.” Mark Zuckerberg
“If your argument is that you could have caused more chaos but you didn’t, you have a bad argument.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“Don’t wife up a good enough. Only wife up one of the good ones.” Rihanna
“Don’t sow it if you don’t want to reap it. Karma don’t forget bro.” Marcus Jennings
“Everyone who is great has a dream. Martin Luther King. All of them. My dreams are to Make America Great Again, and I want to Make Mars Great from the beginning. Both worthy goals I think.” Elon Musk
“Life can’t just be about solving one problem after another. There have to be things that inspire you, that move your heart.” Elon Musk
“I believe in celebrating achievement. We want people to want to achieve. Life gets better for all of us when we achieve.” Elon Musk
“Why didn’t you tell me it was nuclear hot sauce? I almost died! You should be charged with attempted murder. Involuntary womanslaughter at a minimum. Sleep with one eye open hot sauce fuckers!” Kristi Jennings aka Ihaveonenamelikemadonnabitch
“When I do it it is.” Jenna Lombardi
“If you are offended by everything, be prepared to be avoided by everyone.” Jenna Lombardi
“You only have one opportunity to raise your kids right. One parent removing the other parent from their kids’ lives with false allegations is not rare. The damage to society this causes is only going to get worse. Idiocracy could happen if this goes unaddressed. We’ll see what happens buddy.” Chris Gardner
“I don’t think they are being honest, if we are being honest.” Rihanna
“I have a whole lot of what you need to hear for you, but I don’t have much of what you want to hear for you.” Rihanna
“If Trump wins, drug companies and therapists are going to make a bag treating patients for Trump Derangement Syndrome.” Big J. Kosta
“I can describe 2024 in one word……unprecedented.” Barron Cohen
“This ain’t 2019 beeeooccchhhhh! If you only have one to lose, you’re screwed. If you have multiple with multiple, you can chalk that one up to the game and keep it movin.” Chris Hubbard
“Trustworthy people are usually pretty trusting. Trusting people is fine, but first Ronald Reagan them. Trust but verify.” Valentina Gomez
“Work hard. Laugh a lot. Love your family and God, and you’re good.” Valentina Gomez
“Perfect solutions don’t exist. There are only tradeoffs.” Steve Case
“Yo! “MJ The Terrible”! You know who this is. I’m the man you are not allowed to talk to anymore because I am too much of a badass for your handlers to handle! Some day we get to hang out and I will give you the highest honor I have to give. I am going to take you for a ride in my 1979 Lada! You may not fully understand this high honor yet, but you will my friend, oh you will.” Andrew Tate
“Biology beats sociology in the end.” Candace Owens
“I like to be different. I’m Dark MAGA. It’s elite MAGA. If you know, you know.” Elon Musk
“Free speech and X are special. Free speech and X, today, tomorrow, and always.” Linda Yaccarino
“X marks the spot…..for free speech!” Linda Yaccarino
“You’re never too old to innovate.” Sir Richard Branson
“If you play a game without knowing the rules, you are bound to lose.” Jenna Lombardi
“One of the most important things a leader needs to do is foster an environment where the best ideas rise to the top.” Elon Musk
“Courage and determination are what built the world. Only courage and determination can save it during the most perilous times.” Elon Musk
“Oh shit man. I didn’t know life was supposed to be perfect. Why didn’t anyone tell me? What the fuck? In the real world, bands fight. Brothers fight. It’s life. It’s rock and roll.” Axl Rose
“I live my life with my feelings and emotions and body and intentions. If we only get one life, I am doing it in full.” Lana Del Rey (Elizabeth Grant)
“I would have so fit in in the 60’s. But, I was not born then, so I’m doing the world now with old soul 60’s vibes mixed in.” Lana Del Rey (Elizabeth Grant)
“Don’t let things happen to you. Go out into the world and happen to things.” Tony Robbins
“People are intimidated by sigmas, because sigmas don’t need them to survive and thrive.” Zhang Ying
“If you really want to inflict revenge on those who took something from you, go get something better than what was taken from you.” J.J. Mendelhaussen
“I was like- Oh you want to run my pockets, do you? Good fucking luck. Have you ever heard of Achraf Hakimi? Because I have, your evil ass ain’t getting shit.” Steve Stevens
“Not a chance. I work a stressful job. I want no drama from the people I interact with, with I’m not working. I avoid drama. To take in one step further, I even avoid drama adjacent people as an extra layer of drama protection. Drama is nothing bit trouble.” Steve Stevens
“There sure is a lot of war going on. Somebody might want to look into that with humanity being on the line and all.” Matthew McConaughey
“War and worry are lifting sales of Pantalones. But, ya know, I prefer Pantalones being consumed to celebrate, not to numb the worry.” Matthew McConaughey
“We need to trust God when things don’t make sense. God is always in control. God is watching over us always. God’s got us. Can I get an amen? God was listening. Look at that beautiful sunshine through the darkness of the storm this morning.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“How reassuring is to know that no matter what happens in this life, Heaven, where we will be made healthy and whole again, where our loved ones will be waiting for us, and where the streets are paved with gold, awaits us. It’s good to be a Christian, let me tell ya.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“You can’t get more of what you want without getting more of what you don’t want. Tradeoffs my friend.” Marcus Jennings
“I like you. You are a disrupting force like I was at your age. the world needs disrupters like us to call attention to what needs disrupting. I know you know what I’m saying.” Reverend Jesse Jackson
“There is wisdom in old. Listen to the old and not yet senile. We might just teach you a few things.” Reverend Jesse Jackson
“I think I will be remembered for the term “African American”. The term is a good term. I think America has embraced me enough to be an American, of African descent, but as American as any other American from anywhere, of any decent.” Reverend Jesse Jackson
“Making more money allows you to have more choices.” Snoop Dogg
“Saving your money allows you to have more choices.” Snoop Dogg
“Making and saving your money gives you the most amount of choices.” Snoop Dogg
“That’s the main thing, is not giving up. It’s all about not giving up.” Snoop Dogg
“Anything you need, the enemy can use against you. If you have options and alternatives to getting what you need, the enemy is virtually powerless to stop you.” Julian Assange
“Fuck them! Fuck them! Fuck them! Fuck them! Fuck them! And fuck them! And fuck them more! Fuck them all the way!” Valentina Gomez
“Don’t start a war if you don’t want to fight.” Candace Owens
“5 years from now. I don’t have to add anything to that statement, and you know what mean.” Sam Altman
“There are three things that change people. Those three things are grief, greed and God.” Dr. Deb Frincke
“I take issue with you taking issue. Do our taking issues with each other cancel each other’s out, or do we still have issues to deal with?” Tarica Hubbard
“Sober me is ultra hyper productive. I have been sober for 15 months. During those 15 months I have crushed my goals list. Now I have to decide if I want to go back to drinking because sober me is unstoppable, and that’s not fair for society, or stay sober and conquer the world. I’m leaning towards the ladder. We’ll see.” Robert (Bob) Fisher
“Their punishment is God showing them how blessed you are.” Pastor Miguel Flores
“This is so important. Rule of three so it sinks in. Never enter into a contract where the other party is rewarded for breaking it. Never enter into a contract where the other party is rewarded for breaking it. Never enter into a contract where the other party is rewarded for breaking it. Never enter into a contract where the other party is rewarded for breaking it. That was four. It is so important I added a bonus to the rule of three.” Brian Heberlig
“The truth hurts lies.” Julian Assange
“If you need drama like fish need water, go ahead and let me know so I can avoid your ass like the plague.” Terrence Williams
“If you change your mind it means you learned something new, and that’s okay.” David White
“Logic will always trump emotion eventually. Reality has a way of forcing logic into a situation.” Elon Musk
“Some puzzles solve themselves.” Elon Musk
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