My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 251 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “MJ. This is Dwayne. Pulled up outside the hotel I’m booked at and saw a full-on crime scene. The Rock showing up to a crime scene has bad press written all over it. Listen, ah, can I come stay at your crib tonight? Call…
My Favorite Quotes From People That I Know Volume 246 by Michael “MJ The Terrible” Johnson: “Me want macanoni and cheeeeeezzzzzzzeeeeee He. He.” Victoria Olivia Johnson “Are you guys here because you need my daddy’s help to fix stuff again?” Elizabeth Grace Johnson “Hit me with the Jesus stuff Pastor. Let’s go!” Cash Michael Johnson “You can’t hustle a hustler,…