“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death are proud to present the newest member of our team, the incredibly talented and accomplished cyber superstar, Ms. Zhang Ying.
The newest member of our team was born in Hong Kong. She immigrated to the United States with her family when she was 5 years old. She grew up in San Francisco, California. She attended the University of California, Berkeley. She graduated #2 in her class. When we asked her why she graduated #2 in her class and not #1, she said- “Because I didn’t fuck my professors like the bitch who graduated #1. I exposed the fact that she was sucking her way to #1 with the school’s administration. They investigated it and found out I was telling the truth. Since we had already graduated, they offered to change the school records to reflect me as the valedictorian, but I declined. I am know I was #1 and so do they. That is good enough for me. I told them to put the money they would have put into correcting my records into making sure no one can suck their way to the top again.”
Zhang scored higher on the IQ test than every member of Team Digital Death except MJ.
Zhang will become the 2nd woman to join the team.
Zhang “wants to become the best female hacker there has ever been, or at least as good as the best female hacker in the world”.
The best/highest rated female hacker in the world is Kristi Caprese, aka Kristi IhaveonenamelikeMadonnabitch, who is a member of Team Digital Death.
Kristi’s response to Zhang wanting to become the best female hacker in the world- “Team Digital Death is a family. That makes Zhang my new sister. I will help my sister in any way I can. Our team is filled with the best hackers in the world. We only recruit the best. That makes Zhang one of the best hackers in the world. Welcome to the team Zhang.”
“I grew up idolizing most of the members of Team Digital Death. “MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death have changed the world with the work they have done. I am so excited to be a member of the most famous team of hacker good guys in the world. I feel like I have made it, and I look forward to doing a lot of good in the world.” Zhang Ying
Zhang Ying is now the youngest member of the team at 26 years old.
When we told her that her life would change forever once she joined the team, she said- “MJ The Terrible and Team Digital Death are like the cyber Avengers. MJ is like Tony Stark, and we are the Avengers. And who wouldn’t want to be on the Avengers?”
Welcome to the team Zhang! We are happy to have you!
“MJ The Terrible” & Team Digital Death – Solving the biggest challenges in cyberspace, since 2012 – We specialize in the impossible, and we have never failed to complete a job we have accepted – Think of us as the cyber version of Seal Team Six.
Assess system vulnerabilities by deploying penetration testing.
Create virtual environments, to allow organizations to test real world applications, to prevent implementation risks.
Eliminate system redundancies and inefficiencies, to allow for maximum network/system functionality.
Determine the sensitivity of encrypted data in order to recommend appropriate security measures.
Develop, deploy, and track security applications on classified open source platforms.
Build infrastructure that will alert action teams when vulnerabilities in the system are detected.
Design, test, and implement safeguards, to ensure system/network integrity.
Locate and eliminate security vulnerabilities, by implementing applicable tools and solutions.
Work with network administrators to recover data after a security breach.
Create fully customizable security solutions when necessary/requested.
UNLEASH HELL ON ALL THOSE WHO DIGITALLY TRESPASS!
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